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Robot Cop Stammer (Author: Bryan Law)

A policeman and his robot partner were chasing an armed robber.

Policeman: “Drop your weapon or I will shoot!”

The robber had dropped his gun before the policeman finished his sentence, but at the same time the robot shot the robber.

Policeman: “What happened to you?”

Robot: “You said ‘Drop your weapon or I will’. He dropped his weapon and then you said ‘Shoot!’, so I followed your order.”
 

 

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