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Environmental Friendly (Author: Bryan Law)

 

Everyone is talking about environmental friendly products nowadays. The following ideas, by using human body as tools, may reduce the consumption of energy, natural resources and chemicals:


Human Microwave Oven – your tongue, good to reheat foods, just keep the food inside your mouth for about one minute before chewing it.
 

Human Recording Machine – your wife; playback (repeat her thoughts) to you every night until you sleep.
 

Human Dishwasher – your mother; it may be you or your wife too.
 

Human Dental Floss – your hair or your nail; has to be long enough.
 

Human Stress Ball – your face, or other's face; but don’t try on baby’s face.

 

Human Air Freshener – your internal organs; unfortunately there is only one scent – boiled egg.

 

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